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So wrong
gay male: I'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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(via candle-light)
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5271:
always reblog
i LOVE my gay friends
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Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
(via best-of-text-posts)
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(via hotboyproblems)
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(via mandikandi)
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I love this boy
:)
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(via death-by-lulz)
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Reblog if you remember her name!
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That awkward moment when your water vibrates.. →
And you’re like crap the dinosaurs are coming!
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
(via death-by-lulz)
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BAKING COOKIES : THE METAL WAY.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS
I haven’t seen this in ages ahhhh xD
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